504 SOAP

Pure. Simple. Soap.
"Hey sweetie, go put some shorts on and go outside; have a lot to do."
*5 minutes later*
"What are you doing MiMi?" "Writin sumpinnnnnn”
German Shedder
I must say, as long as #chess competitions continue to be held in cities with world class breweries, I’m so fkn down. #chessrevivedmyinstagram
1 bbl split batch; linear dry hop increase experiment - part 2
1.5lb/bbl, 2lb/bbl, 3lb/bbl, 4lb/bbl 
Same wort, same hot side hops, same 1st dryhop; second dryhop made up the increases. As much as my backwoods photo skills can show, they all looked the same. Additionally, they all tasted similar, so the internal debate for me now is whether the 1.056 gravity (resulting ABV) created a “juiciness” ceiling.  I know the answer is probably known on a pro-level, but the drunker I get the more sciency I feel. #drunkscience 
Yes, I know I’m using a fkn towel and some camping lights.
1 bbl split batch; linear dry hop increase experiment. 
1.5lb/bbl, 2lb/bbl, 3lb/bbl, 4lb/bbl 
i.e. juicy, juicier, juicier-er, juiciest 
Special guest: Gnarley Barley - Jucifer IPA - Hammond, La.
The Matriarch of this operation passed yesterday. The night before and for no particular reason, I held her on my lap and rocked her for a few hours. The next day, she walked into the woods for the last time. After calling for her for 3 hours, I drove into the woods in the pitch dark. After driving for about 30 seconds I got this overwhelming weight on my chest and decided to stop the truck to get out and call for her. I stopped right next to where she was laying; right where I felt that weight. We’ll miss you Nola.
My view for a few. The “glass” will remain dirty. #dealwithit
The yard was a Netflix documentary called “Fkn and Fightin”. These young roos we’re running train on the hens and made my decision easier. #cockblocked
Her thoughts: “man, look at him looking all stoic and shit. Looks deep in thought. I wonder what kinda magic is going on in there?” My thoughts: “Ha, that’s neat, the lacing is still there. Calling beer “thick” sounds gross. I wonder if they designed the glass that way so it blends with the lacing. Wait, that’s a Parish glass. Ghost probably does the same thing. I wonder if they share recipes. I can’t imagine why they would. Shit. Left my phone outside. It’s my last one so I should probably take a picture of it. Engh...” #magic
I told myself I wasn’t going to do another post until it was about #soap, so dual post: I’m probably going to make soap tomorrow. Today, however, I last second stopped by @gnarlybarley and these dudes are canning a fresh batch of #jucifer. #GETINTOMYCOOLER
4.5 billion years ago, Theia collided with Earth and created our Moon, tilted our planet, and spun us to a 5 hour day. 800 million years after Earth’s formation, a 200 million year comet storm gave Earth its water.  Moon pulled our tides, slowed our spin, and water exists in all 3 states due to our distance from our Sun. ~4 billion years later, I took this picture. #collisionhypothesis
Although they don’t want my kind here, they have #Pliny on tap. #idhashtagthembutimstillhere
#Keezer double #collar, 2.5” insulation. Inner collar mitered part is square with freezer compartment so no glue needed to secure to freezer. #ithink
“Here ya go, love. 63 pages of fun filled painting with 16 different colors you can use that’ll definitely keep you occupied for the next hour or so.” 10 minutes later: 🤦🏻‍♂️
30 minutes until my uncle starts figuring out how he should apologize to his neighbors. #noonewasmoresurprisedthanI
You were a delicious sip, but your glass was weak af. #amomentofsilence
Making #soap, watching @saints and drinking dis. #goodday
Took a sniff and thought, "hunh, interesting." Few sips in realized I made a mistake. Take a bag of popcorn and microwave it til clearly burnt. Open the bag and scoop in a hefty portion of the shittiest peanut butter you can find. Enjoy. #ptui
Um, yeah I want some fkn tacos
"We have nothing on the menu, but we have cold beer."
La Isla Del Encanto
I wish this beer had a hand; I'd high five it. #otherhalfbrewing